Tuesday, June 14, 2011
all grown up
Peace out .blogspot
And tell all yer fam n friends!
Monday, June 13, 2011
who goes to Florida in June?
We had a reason for going! My Grandma lives in Florida! Now, I love my Grandmother to death, but please...repeat after me:
During our stay, we saw two movies, went out to dinner, took my Grandma to the grocery store, bank, etc, and drank wine. Lots of wine. To ya know, cool off.
I also found time to go to the beach, where I properly walked past the public section and pretended I was a member of the Four Seasons Resort. I was happily equipped with an empty beach, a cushioned recliner, hors d' oeuvres, and a bar with discounted cocktails. It wasn't until the bill came and I had to "simply" sign my room # that I realized I would be caught. I smiled and asked if I could pay cash, and ran out of there as fast as I could.
With my free time (which was sure a plenty) I managed to read 1 1/2 books, take on the heat with a couple of runs, and become one shade closer to becoming African. One day.
Until then, remember to call your Grandmothers, revel in the fact that you're young and spy, and please, just don't retire in Florida.
I love you, G.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
nature vs. natural
And at that moment, I was relieved that I was leaving the city and going home.
There is this ongoing battle in my mind as to whether or not I love New York City. My appreciation for it comes in waves; some days I am enamored by the architecture, the people, the culture (you wont find African masks in Northport). And other days the smells, the concrete, and the crowds overwhelm me, and I wonder why does anyone want to live here?
I do have fun in the city. The day before I took the train over to the East Village and grabbed lunch with my best friend Danielle. She's getting her Master's at NYU, so we met at Union Square, walked south toward her campus, and enjoyed some sandwhiches and great conversation along the way. It was a beautiful day, and I took a pleasant stroll around Washington Square Park before heading back to Brooklyn after she left for class. I wrote at the dog park in McCarren Park, laid in the grass while watching a mean game of kickball, and discovered one of Williamsburg's best-kept secrets: $3 falafal sandwhiches. Big Tree had its first show at Pete's Candy Store on Lorimer that evening, so the rest of my night involved friends, music, and a lot of whiskey. Yet I woke up that next morning in Greenpoint, and I felt weird. Blame it on the hangover, but I began wondering what I really enjoy so much about the city.
I usually find myself resorting to its parks, because that's the closest thing I'll get to real nature. Yet the parks (to me, atleast) are just a great way for the city to convince its patrons that you're not actually stuck in a sea of concrete. The nature in NYC isn't natural, and while I appreciate its existence, I'd chose The Adirondack Park over McCarren any single day.
Would Central Park be as loved if it was plopped in the middle of the Colorado Rockies? Or does its appreciation only exist because of relation? (Thank God I can escape the shops on Madison and Lex and retreat to the Reservoir; hoooray for patches of green so I can picnic with my $7 wheatgrass smoothie and $3 hotdog). Am I being unfair for scoffing at every tree and bush that is strategically planted in the parks? Perhaps. And maybe then its hypocritcal to have such profound resepect for our national parks, which have only been succumed to tree cutting and human pollution for the creation of roads and an outpour of tourism.
Or maybe I'm just not a city girl. I walked out of Jim's apartment in Greenpoint and couldn't wait to seize the day on Long Island (I know, right?) But I went home, put on my sneakers, and ran for an hour. I ran past the sailboats bobbing in the harbor and the lawnmowers humming on their lawns. I looked up and saw that same silky blue blanket which looked remarkably larger--finally free to stretch itself over the surface of the earth.
Monday, May 30, 2011
you are what you eat
Even though there are a million places to get lobster in the summer months on Long Island, people still somehow find their way to fancy Italian restaurants where lobster gets fumbled around with fine sicilian meats, foccacia bread, and an overabundance of oil and vinegar. Still, these obese, sunburned Floridians that escape the southern heat and retreat to the Northeast still expect seafood perfection...... wherever they go. This fact is coupled with a fancy Italian restaurant (which shall remain nameless) trying to up its sales any way possible, even if it means executing something that in the end will fall on its face.
Results? Obese, sunburned Floridian Pescavors that grumpily eat their lobster at said upscale Italian restaurant.
Yet, these guys kept coming, and coming, and coming; soon, the place was completely filled with lobsters, both human and crustacean.
winter to summer
So, it looks like spring decided to just, well, not happen this year, as we've gone from chilly, unforcomfortable gray days to hot, humid, and SUNNY conditions. I don't really mind the skip over spring, since it's my least favorite season. Give me apple picking, pumpkins and changing leaves in the fall, and skiing, tea and fireplaces in the winter. Yes--spring is the season of rebirth, but I'd much rather experience the climax of new life: hot, sweaty messes in the summer where the consumption of sangria, day trips to the beach, and daylight till 9PM is in full force.
Sunken Meadow Beach, late February
Sunken Meadow beach, late May
I'd continue typing, but my front wrist is really out of shape from holding up trays of wine, martinis, and soco old fashions (seriously--there is a muscle there). Moreover, I've had a bad cold for over a week now, and I think I must finally admit that I too, have allergies. Apparently EVERYONE is getting hit hard this season; Mayor Bloomberg has planted mostly male trees this year, since female trees are full of seeds (us fertile beings) which end up being messy and ugly. Male trees are prettier and cleaner, but they also have more pollen. Hence, more sneezey people. Is there any irony to male trees being the reason behind sick, grumpy people?
Friday, May 20, 2011
Goodbye Everyone, Maybe
"One caller in Oregon wanted to know if he should arm himself to protect his family from the doomed in his street who might be jealous that those who have "found Jesus" were about to go to heaven.
The show's host assured him that nonbelievers would be too busy being tortured by fire to worry about seeking vengeance on him."
The Other Laura
Many moons ago when I lived in Maryland for a month before moving into the District, I decided to go free Yoga classes on Sundays in DC.
Mountains always win.
(I believe in this)
I believe in this:Thursday, May 19, 2011
Good Karma, and other New York City musings
Monday, May 16, 2011
The Bus Ride
I rode the bus from New York to Boston the other day and I decided to write about it
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Monday, May 9, 2011
cleaning out
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
For Road Junky
It’s day eight on the road for Big Tree, an indie-pop band based in the Bay Area and making its way to New York for the summer. We’ve driven down the California coast, saying goodbye to the enchanting Pacific Ocean, and slowly trudged east, driving through suffocating L.A, mountainous Colorado, and desolate Gallop, New Mexico. On the 11th of March we finally made it to Taos, excited to enter a small world tucked away in northern New Mexico that exudes a sort of magic. We had traveled by way of Santa Fe, stopping at a less-than nice hostel to fill up on grease for our veggie-oil van (that’s for another day).
The outskirts of Santa Fe depressed us; strips malls, abandoned houses, and taco bells cluttered the almost clear blue sky. Thus, when we made it to the quaint town of Taos, embedded with pueblo art, clay houses, and all things teal and periwinkle, we sighed with relief. We looked around us and saw snow-capped mountains in the distance and dust beneath our toes. In between the dust and the snow, we saw where we were staying:
Life on the road for a band is always made simpler when you know people. Quality Inn’s and Howard Johnson’s aren’t really worth the $60 stay, and nothing beats staying in a warm bed with families who welcome you with open arms. Lucky for us, this house in Taos offered not only warm beds, but a hot tub, three adorable ridgeback dogs, and a plethora of fish tacos and tequila.
We were supposed to play a show that night at the “Taos Bar.” We had trouble getting in touch with the venue’s owner; the guy who booked our show was on an impromptu vacation in Alaska (of all places…), and our other contact was mysteriously “out of town.” We asked some locals where the Taos Bar was, and after a few failed attempts, learned that no bar by that name exists. Finally, we found the sole Taos bar: Mountain View Lodge. There we met Ralph, the extremely friendly owner who had no idea we were supposed to play a show that evening. He offered us a beer as a condolence, which we politely accepted. We learned he had no mic’s or amps, and obviously no advertising for the show had been done in town. We thanked Ralph and made our way back to our rental mansion for the night, not entirely disappointed that we would be missing out on a night of music.
Janet, a family friend and owner of the house, took us out for authentic New Mexican cuisine. We devoured fresh guacamole, rice and beans, and an absurd amount of cheese and tortilla chips before cozying up back at the house— sipping on margaritas in their hot tub until our tired eyes let us sleep. The next morning, Janet’s husband John took us out back through his blue door for a lesson in shooting a gun, which for all five band members was a never-explored, er, “hobby.”
We reveled in our surroundings, the hospitality of our friends, and kept repeating over and over “we are the luckiest people in the world.” Traveling across the country in a band is not always easy, yet we made our way across the US with relative ease as we visited old friends, made new ones, and played shows (almost) every night. Although the main purpose of the tour was the music, every now and then we let ourselves relax and take in the overwhelmingly unique pockets of America without worrying about needing to play a show. And this is exactly what Taos, New Mexico provided for us.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
DAY 3
Yes, grease. I don’t know if I have explained this, but our van runs on vegetable oil. Yes. The luxury of this is two-fold: our van costs about $135 to fill up on diesel; on veg, we can go the same distance-if not further, for little to no money. Secondly, diesel emits sulfur and a bunch of other nasty stuff. It’s bad for the environment. Used vegetable oil does not contain any sulfur, and emits only 15% of the nasty stuff that diesel does. And we’re recycling.
However, the aches and pains of running a van on veg are also two-fold, if not three or four-fold. Mainly, it’s the filtering process. We can’t just throw used oil full of French fry particles and crispy bacon bits into the tank—we have to filter it. We purchased a fancy filter that collects dirty oil from a pump, but every time we tried using it on the road, our pump would blow a fuse. Fast-forward to when we were trying to meet Mandy and John for dinner, and we had a vat FILLED of grease we wanted in our van, and a broken pump that refused to let us filter the grease quickly and efficiently. We had to go back to our old-school method, which means pouring the grease into a sock-filter ourselves, and then watch the grease slowwwly drip into a bucket, which takes five times as long and can get pretty messy.
Di Desmond and Ian Levine)
Long-story short, we got some grease, brainstormed about other ways to fix our pump, and met Mandy and John for sushi. We devoured practically every fish in the sea while enjoying a few sake bombs, and then made a quick stop at the liquor store to pick up beer and Andre (?) before crashing at a Howard Johnson’s.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
DAY 2
The next morning we all woke up overheating in our sleeping bags, and quickly aroused to greet the warm southern California air we’ve been yearning for. We had been recommended a breakfast spot the night before; Kaila and I repeated the name over and over again since we knew our beer-cushioned heads would have a hard time remembering it. It was called Some Crust Bakery, and the only reason I can tell you this is because of the picture I took:
Once it started to cool off we walked back to the car and drove into town to our venue: Muddy Waters. The place was a neat medium sized coffeehouse that also offered beer and wine. We picked up about a ton and a half of Mexican food on our way over, sound checked, and ate ourselves into oblivion before our set.